Because I Dont Deserved It

Aku buang entri sebelum ini, sebab ada manusia tak suka namanya di tayang di blog aku. Segan katanya. Konon, haaaktuuihh!

Sekarang aku dah mula rasa menyampah online Myspace pukul 4, 5 pagi. Sebab setiap 5 saat ada saje friend request yang masuk ke dalam inbox aku. Bukan apa. Kadang benda benda gini merimaskan aku. Kalau kaw add aku, then kaw ada cakap HELO atau HI atau just bagi komen kosong pun takpe lah jugak. Ini tidak, hanya semata mata nak tunjuk kaw punya ego sangatlah tinggi dan tunggu aku nak komen kaw. Atau lagi teruk hanya nak tambah bilangan kawan kaw. Kalau gini, tak perlu kaw sign up untuk apa apa social networking. Sicked of it!

Dan aku sangat lah pantang bila ada orang yang underestimate aku. Macam tadi, aku tunjukkan article aku dekat lecturer untuk ke beratus ratus kalinya dan boleh pulak dia kata,

YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE IN THIS PROPERTIES THINGS. YOU ARE NOT EXPERT ABOUT IT.

Mujur dia tak kata,

KNOW WHAT IM SICKED SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

Memang masa tu, aku rasa macam nak je melawan balik cakap,

Miss, don't be so rude! I know I'm a business student, but for what internet and technologies invented if not for us to use it! Right? WhatTheHeck! Don't you ever underestimate your students. It's horrible.

Tapi aku kan memang suka berlagak cool depan, tapi kat belakang dah campak campak semua barang. Yang paling kesian classmates aku yang jadi punching bag aku. Mujur diaorang tak kesah. Kalau kaw nak reject pun, cakaplah elok elok. Ini tak, nak jugak underestimate aku. Yang aku peliknya, lecturer kelas lain, bukan main senang je approve diaorang punya article. No problem. Tak perlu susah susah kaw nak cari article sampai 5, 6. Alih alih bila dah dapat, pastu kena reject. Pastu dia merendah rendahkan kebolehan kaw. Apa kaw rasa? Lemau ke tak? I tell you, ALMOST the whole class kena reject article! Adil atau tak? Pergh, lagi banyak aku tulis, makin aku nak campak pc neh!

Cukuplah luahan perasaan aku. Siapa nak jadi punching bag aku? Sebab aku belum puas!

Sesiapa ajar aku untuk jadi hati lebih kering. Boleh? Supaya aku boleh tempuh alam pekerjaan macam neh.

Sudahlah, aku nak makan laxative banyak banyak.

Baibai ♥

We Need More Lame Jokes

Weekend yang membosankan! So pathetic. Sekarang aku lagi suka weekdays sebab boleh busykan diri dengan banyak benda, walaupun kena attend kelas awal pagi, macam pergi sekolah. Duuhh!

Since dah lama sangat kiteorang tak hang out one famili, wait! Oppss, terlupa pulak pasal vacation yang hari tu. Okaay, I mean, dah lama aku tak makan dekat Hometown Kopitiam dekat The Curve. Gosh, that's just a nice phrase that I want to say just now. Daaaaaaaahh lama sangat tak makan. So, mum decided to go there and have some Hometown Toast and Roti Bakar. FUUHH!

Gembira habes dapat makan Roti Bakar :)

X'Mas is coming to the town.
Here comes the Red,bell, and Santa with tons of surprises :)

The superhero of all time

Lame jokes for today,

Ummi: Naah, ayah kaw. Tanam neh kat depan tu.
Ayah: Isshh, nak tanam apa lagi? Tak habes habes nak tanam je.
Ummi: Tanam lah neh kat depan tu!(geram)
Ayah: Asyik nak tanam je! Apa lagi yang nak ditanam?!(sama naik)
Ummi: Kang tanam ayah kaw kat depan tu kang!
Ayah: Haa, elok ahh tu, cakap gitu.
Ummi: Dah banyak sangat melawan.
Aku:*gelak dalam hati*

Secondly, people should learn how to spell in Bahasa Malaysia correctly. Don't just simply write, especially on a banner! Just like this:

Since when Krismas changed to KRIMAS?
Dan dan dan, wth. TAUKEH MAHU WANG GILA GILA JUAL (?!)

Now, I'm ready for One Tree Hill tonight. Jaap, kaurang pernah tengok tak series The Mentalist? Sabtu, NTV7, 8.30pm. Kalau tak pernah, aku bet kaw tergolong dalam golongan orang yang rugi. Cerita tu tak pernah menghampakan aku seumur hidup! THE BEST!

Okaay. Baibai, ♥

Yess, Im a food lover

My wish list for the whole week.

1- McDonald
2- Bubble tea
3- Chocolate chip walnut cake
4- Daging masak kicap
5- Adidas FIFA bag
6- The Simpson shirt
7- Every morning, first person I saw is the guy with new hair cut♥
8- McDonald's ice cream
9- Stop from eating laxative too much!

Because of curiosity sometimes can kill people, I start to google-ing what is the effects of laxative in sugar-free chewing gum that I ate everyday, 3 times! Gosh, Im sicked of it.

Here what the expert said,

Unexpected side-effect of some chewing gums

Some chewing gum sweeteners have a laxative effect. A study published in the British Medical Journal found that many sugar-free chewing gums have sorbitol, a sweetener. Sorbitol is a laxative which is poorly absorbed by the small intestine. Too much sorbitol intake can lead to significant weight loss. The warning came after doctors treated two patients who had chronic diarrhea, abdominal pain and dangerously excessive weight loss.

Abdominal pain?
Abdominal pain??
Abdominal pain???

No woder laah, all this while I had it. Once!

People sometimes can be lame too

In my class today,

Tutor: Poor countries usually have higher rate of birth than other rich countries.
Student A: Why is that so Miss?
Tutor: I have no idea. Anyone has the answer?
Student B: I guess they have nothing to do already.
Student C: They have no other entertainment laah Miss!
Me: WhatTheHeck? HAHAHAAA.

Since my English assignment for this semester gonna involve with Reader's Digest, Im start reading it now. And guess what, they have the LAMEST and ADVANCED jokes ever!

Wife: I've got two works today. One in boutique and one in library.
Husband: Good if you work in boutique. We can get discount.
Wife; Ohh okaay.
Husband: But if you are working in library, we can get FREE books!

I thought Real Madrid gonna stay at the 1st place for a longer period

Awww, this one is darn, so cute!

No one deserved the 1st place except Barcelona. NICE one!


And to whom just called me bitch today, guess what Im going to do with you.

First, Im going to RHB in KL Sentral and meet Puan Rafidah and say that her son treat me so darn bad!

Second, Im going to bomb Bukit Rahman Putra because one guy live in there said Im bitch.

Third, Im going to force you to send me 101 messages to say YOU ARE VERY SORRY for what have you done.

Getit? Thank you.